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Post by director on Mar 9, 2019 12:41:14 GMT -6
My personal favorite:
No serious gamer can live without the Rule the Waves Giant Mega-Bundle, offered without approval by Director Enterprises of the Cayman Islands!
This includes not only Rule the Waves 1 but a factory-authorized discount on Rule the Waves 2! Each version comes with all the ships you can DESIGN YOURSELF! Experience fog, rain, random force compositions AND the excitement of torpedoing your own ships!
Also stuffed into this amazing deal is a chance to sign up for and participate on the actual Rule the Waves forums! You too can now be 'IN ON' all the news, tips, hints and tricks of the experts! Be ONE OF THE FIRST to hear what the developers are saying! Yes, using this one-of-a-kind access, you too can download CUSTOM NATIONS not available to anyone except forum members!
And finally - if you're STILL not convinced, we'll pull out the big guns! Haha! We made a PUN!
You'll get the chance to sign up for a grand prize: YOUR VERY OWN OCEAN! Pick a number between 1 and 1000, and if that happens to equal the volume of water in the Atlantic divided by zero, YOU CAN WIN! Winners can pick from the bathtub-sized 'YOUR BATHTUB' or accept a subway token usable toward either: 1) a trip to the nearest body of water larger than a bathtub, which you can declare as "MINE!" OR! 2) One cup of American coffee at a Starbucks, if you can find one!
If you have your own camera, you can take a photo for a memory that will last a lifetime!
Enter your name and pay your $1000 entry fee today - don't delay! Operators are standing by to take your money - um, your CALL!
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Post by rob06waves2018 on Mar 9, 2019 16:05:09 GMT -6
Free limited edition Rule the Waves 2 edition with the Gull-ible box!
Contains RTW2 and RTW2 in a slightly bigger box!
Get it now for the price of RTW 1, adjusted for inflation and new features!
Note: Limited to only circa 7.5 billion copies! Buy now to secure yours!
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Post by corsair on Mar 9, 2019 18:54:55 GMT -6
This thread, while still in jest, is nonetheless making me sad.
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Post by director on Mar 10, 2019 1:19:01 GMT -6
corsair - If I couldn't laugh, I'd have to cry. The state of the gaming industry just makes me want to say, once again, how much I appreciate the RtW crew. You guys are good people - I have no higher compliment at my disposal.
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Post by mycophobia on Mar 10, 2019 20:46:41 GMT -6
My personal favorite: No serious gamer can live without the Rule the Waves Giant Mega-Bundle, offered without approval by Director Enterprises of the Cayman Islands! This includes not only Rule the Waves 1 but a factory-authorized discount on Rule the Waves 2! Each version comes with all the ships you can DESIGN YOURSELF! Experience fog, rain, random force compositions AND the excitement of torpedoing your own ships! Also stuffed into this amazing deal is a chance to sign up for and participate on the actual Rule the Waves forums! You too can now be 'IN ON' all the news, tips, hints and tricks of the experts! Be ONE OF THE FIRST to hear what the developers are saying! Yes, using this one-of-a-kind access, you too can download CUSTOM NATIONS not available to anyone except forum members! And finally - if you're STILL not convinced, we'll pull out the big guns! Haha! We made a PUN! You'll get the chance to sign up for a grand prize: YOUR VERY OWN OCEAN! Pick a number between 1 and 1000, and if that happens to equal the volume of water in the Atlantic divided by zero, YOU CAN WIN! Winners can pick from the bathtub-sized 'YOUR BATHTUB' or accept a subway token usable toward either: 1) a trip to the nearest body of water larger than a bathtub, which you can declare as "MINE!" OR! 2) One cup of American coffee at a Starbucks, if you can find one! If you have your own camera, you can take a photo for a memory that will last a lifetime! Enter your name and pay your $1000 entry fee today - don't delay! Operators are standing by to take your money - um, your CALL! In fine print: Please note that proclamation a body of water “MINE!”(TM) does not in anyway establish any legal owner ship of said body of water, regardless of its size relative to that of a bathtub. Further, trespassing upon private water is illegal and May result in civil or criminal actions. The RTW developers are not in anyways responsible for any loss or damage suffered as a result of using the “YOUR VERY OWN OCEAN!”(TM) coupons. In option 2), the Starbucks American Coffee are not pre-paid for and must be redeemed at the price listed in the store.
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Post by Adseria on Mar 12, 2019 2:07:08 GMT -6
I want to get a lootbox that has a picture of a ship's outline painted on a ship. Naturally, it would have to be very well painted, and I'd prefer it to be delivered by sea.
That way, it will be a shipped, shipped, shaped, ship-shape ship shape.
I'll see myself out.
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Post by gurudennis on Mar 12, 2019 22:51:23 GMT -6
I want to get a lootbox that has a picture of a ship's outline painted on a ship. Naturally, it would have to be very well painted, and I'd prefer it to be delivered by sea.
That way, it will be a shipped, shipped, shaped, ship-shape ship shape.
I'll see myself out. It comes in a mega-bundle with a T-shirt shipped all the way from South England, representing Bristol fashion. *slams the door behind both of us*
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Post by cuirasspolisher on Mar 16, 2019 17:21:27 GMT -6
In addition to the Season Pass and a collectible limited-edition Jackie Fisher figurine, the Sea Lord's Edition comes with the exclusive Premium Flash Protection tech. If you're playing as the British and don't want to lose half your fleet to magazine explosions, better pay up!
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Post by gurudennis on Mar 16, 2019 21:14:00 GMT -6
In addition to the Season Pass and a collectible limited-edition Jackie Fisher figurine, the Sea Lord's Edition comes with the exclusive Premium Flash Protection tech. If you're playing as the British and don't want to lose half your fleet to magazine explosions, better pay up! For the low, low price of 2500 platinum credits, nothing will be wrong with your damned cruisers today, or any day for that matter.
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Post by Adseria on Mar 16, 2019 22:09:58 GMT -6
In addition to the Season Pass and a collectible limited-edition Jackie Fisher figurine, the Sea Lord's Edition comes with the exclusive Premium Flash Protection tech. If you're playing as the British and don't want to lose half your fleet to magazine explosions, better pay up! For the low, low price of 2500 platinum credits, nothing will be wrong with your damned cruisers today, or any day for that matter. Ah, but how much are platinum credits? I won't be willing to buy if they're less than £25 each.
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Post by faennion on Mar 17, 2019 6:43:24 GMT -6
I hope we get a bare bones game for a small price of 40 Euros,then we get a bunch of DLC,including release day DLC,ranging from Naval bombers DLC (because in the base game you should only get fighters) for the small price of only 15 Euros to Songs of the Rising Sun DLC for only 5 Euros.Most of the content in the DLC should have been included in the base game,especially the content in the non-cosmetic DLC,aka the DLC that matter,but all of us just love spending our money and giving it to a multi-million corporation to support only company producing games for a niche market(even though it stopped being niche 7 years ago and they just have a monopoly).In the end,if you want to buy the game in few years once all the patches,I mean DLC have been released,it should cost you at least 100 Euros,preferably 150,but if you buy them all at once you can get them for only 120 Euros because Para...I mean NWS Wargaming Store is so nice to us.
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Post by Adseria on Mar 17, 2019 7:42:43 GMT -6
I hope we get a bare bones game for a small price of 40 Euros,then we get a bunch of DLC,including release day DLC,ranging from Naval bombers DLC (because in the base game you should only get fighters) for the small price of only 15 Euros to Songs of the Rising Sun DLC for only 5 Euros.Most of the content in the DLC should have been included in the base game,especially the content in the non-cosmetic DLC,aka the DLC that matter,but all of us just love spending our money and giving it to a multi-million corporation to support only company producing games for a niche market(even though it stopped being niche 7 years ago and they just have a monopoly).In the end,if you want to buy the game in few years once all the patches,I mean DLC have been released,it should cost you at least 100 Euros,preferably 150,but if you buy them all at once you can get them for only 120 Euros because Para...I mean NWS Wargaming Store is so nice to us. Fighters in the base game? Are you mad? Next you'll be telling us the ship designer is in the base game, too...
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Post by faennion on Mar 17, 2019 8:02:59 GMT -6
I hope we get a bare bones game for a small price of 40 Euros,then we get a bunch of DLC,including release day DLC,ranging from Naval bombers DLC (because in the base game you should only get fighters) for the small price of only 15 Euros to Songs of the Rising Sun DLC for only 5 Euros.Most of the content in the DLC should have been included in the base game,especially the content in the non-cosmetic DLC,aka the DLC that matter,but all of us just love spending our money and giving it to a multi-million corporation to support only company producing games for a niche market(even though it stopped being niche 7 years ago and they just have a monopoly).In the end,if you want to buy the game in few years once all the patches,I mean DLC have been released,it should cost you at least 100 Euros,preferably 150,but if you buy them all at once you can get them for only 120 Euros because Para...I mean NWS Wargaming Store is so nice to us. Fighters in the base game? Are you mad? Next you'll be telling us the ship designer is in the base game, too... It is,but only for non CV ships with guns below 10 inches (you need to buy the Flattops DLC for the carriers for a very small price of only 20 Euros,but don't worry,we will include long range submarines in a free patch with the release so you will be happy we are giving you content-for free and the Grand Fleet DLC to get the big guns,the Grand Fleet DLC also adds some unimportant colonies for the UK,like Canada,Hong Kong and Singapure)
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Post by akosjaccik on Mar 17, 2019 8:22:47 GMT -6
Gentlemen, fantastic and valuable brainstorming! One more thing to add, I love the greed for money, but is it really something done with soul and passion if we don't humiliate the player at the same time? I'm thinking something along the line of this: if the player conducts a large-scale battle exceptionally well (based on say, the ratio of earned points), he could get a lootbox that will "randomly" grant him a reward of a 10% discount for the Flattops or the GF DLC! It's one thing abusing them, but I like to see them feeling grateful for that at the same time!
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Post by mycophobia on Mar 17, 2019 13:17:29 GMT -6
Gentlemen, fantastic and valuable brainstorming! One more thing to add, I love the greed for money, but is it really something done with soul and passion if we don't humiliate the player at the same time? I'm thinking something along the line of this: if the player conducts a large-scale battle exceptionally well (based on say, the ratio of earned points), he could get a lootbox that will "randomly" grant him a reward of a 10% discount for the Flattops or the GF DLC! It's one thing abusing them, but I like to see them feeling grateful for that at the same time! Please don’t forget that said discount can still drop even if the player in question already owes the dlc
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